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I’m so upset he’s my favorite character from Star Wars and they ruined him

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To call this movie feminist propaganda would give it too much credit. The only reason Mulan and the witch are good at what they do is not because their women but because she has special powers like the Emperor and Bori Khan. What happens women who aren't supernaturally gifted like them.Well Mulan's sister gets matched at the end of the film. Basically since she's not supernaturally gifted like Mulan and the witch, she should just stay where she is socially. The message comes across as "If you're better than everyone else don't let anyone hold you back but if you're not shut up and listen to those that are."

I really enjoyed Rebels and even though this is basically a sequel series to that show with many of the same characters, I found the heroes so unlikable that I was openly hoping for their failure halfway through the series. I liked Baylan & Shin way more than Ahsoka & Sabine. They didn't feel like the same characters, maybe it would have been better if it was two new characters. I really hated this show.

The title says it all. I love Star Wars, but ROS has perhaps the laziest writing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen lots of movies. The whole sequel trilogy was disappointing but ROS was definitely the worst. Frankly, it would be faster to say what wasn’t wrong with it. Force Awakens was too much like A New Hope, and was the beginning of the end. Last Jedi was probably the best of the 3. Great fights and some really good dialogue here and there. But ROS, other than the actors there was almost nothing good about it.

12:28 best part.

I’ve seen empire at war multiplayer sessions with better pacing and development than this movies

So...eh... everything all right over there?

If I just played you on Arena, you're a frickin turd.

Bro where tf u been at maneeee

I’m so glad it’s cancelled! It looked terrible!! And awful! They look nothing like the powerpuff girls! And the series didn’t needed a live action cartoon!

i’ve been fr saying evanjelion

Ah yes, Boba Fett was ruined by Disney, as opposed to how Lucas handled him.....

I found the channel by chance and I have to tell you: Your review of that pile of bullshyte that was this movie is one of the most comprehensive and entertaining ones! It’s utterly sad, disappointing and disheartening to see how Disney decided to do such profanity to one of the most celebrated IP and history in modern times! And little we knew the desecration and destruction will reach such heights of stupidity and ignorance! The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fet, Kenobi, Ashoka and now the acolyte! Man!!! How the heck someone can have such capacity of destroying SW? Only the power of The Message has the requirements to do so! Thank you for putting this magnum opus of a video! Subscribed to your channel!!!!

4:36 Vito exactly predicts the ObiWan tv show 4 years before it airs.

"A sign of future suckage that is yet to come..." That line aged like fine wine. But, ironically, Andor was the only gem to come out of this entire mess.

Disney ruined everything

Why do we want a Cassian Andor show? Cause it's the greatest g*dmn thing presently in Star Wars, nay, TELEVISION right now. I just had to lol, cause that's the one and only line in this video that didn't age well.

Where are you Vito?

i just have to point out "Gaaiya" should've been spelled like that, or something else more SW like than "GAYya". c'mon Yidnsey, little too on the nose with that

the jew gaslighting about these rooms is insane. they are terrible rooms because they wanted to make the cheapest rooms possible. that's it. "not supposed to spend time in the rooms!", except from when your there to relax after running around like mad all day, why not have a large comfortable room, big bathroom, better decorations, etc. "cruise ships have small rooms!!", far from all of them, and GC is NOT A SHIP! and considering this is supposed to be some giant space ship, why would it not have larger rooms as well? this whole GC is hard to believe it became reality, for however short of a time, lol.

i just hope we get an Urbex video of this place before Disney guts it and knocks down the concrete bunker for good. i'd imagine it still has power, it would be really cool to see it abandoned with lights on, be able to see employee areas, who knows maybe there's some forgotten souvenirs laying around to 'rescue'. Discovery island has been videoed a few times over the years so it's possible.

Vito is in my algorithm now. Good stuff.

2:29 It was also studip, because Leia's guardians could easily shoot everyone, because stormtroopers have only one narrow hole to get in there. Hishe channel used this in his video. Some people laughted, rebels lost due to their helmets, which hindered their vision.

2:52 Obi-Wan Kenobi was not Luke's relative. Moreover, Luke does not have grandfather, because Anakin did not have father. (He was conceived by the Force itself).

Ah, the last jedi nostalgia

you eat healty.

Why is the fucking Coke commercial a better battle than everything in the actual movie? The battle doesn’t even fucking happen and it was a better battle than anything in the movie combined

I agree 100% on your take with Star Wars shows, especially Book of Boba Fett... but ANDOR is a masterpiece. The writing, the performances, the action, the stakes, the suspense, it's all top notch. Finally Star Wars for adults.

15:58 John and kell deserved better. Finn and Rose deserved btter character arcs. It's almost been 10 years and people are still bashing the sequels.

Both Finn and Rey deserved to be jedi knights apart of a well functioning jedi order. That didn't happen.

The bit about JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson as toddlers fighting over toys is perhaps the most insightful summation of the entire Disney canon I've ever encountered.

I take the time to be sure. U are a misogynist. No Women can be a hero in your view. They allways wrong. All the Plotnotworking blabla is an excuse to make superhero movies with female protagonist bad. u are part of the problem

i just think it was a bad idea to make the first order's stormtroopers kidnapped and brainwashed since childhood. it makes you feel bad for them. original stormtroopers chose to be stormtroopers, they chose to be space nazis. you don't feel bad for space nazis.

idk how to feel about this video

0:15 What tf is that clown Boyega wearing?

This video is amazing! Laughed my ass off

The prequels were disappointing, but people complained soooooo much that Lucas said fuck it, sold to giant evil corporation. Thus, the sequels were designed seemingly by a committee to be a tradeoff on every level to avoid offending anybody and try to please as large an audience as possible. How? Just take the first film and remake it with “[scottish accent] modern audiences” in mind. I watched the force awakens and felt cheated. It felt like star wars, but souless. How depressing to end the OT with victory over tyranny to start the ST with an evil empire ring the galaxy with a few rebels fighting back. Guess I wasn’t the only one depressed, because then, evil corporation decided to scrap everything and let Rian Johnson have full control. What does he do? He subverts our expectations. I actually somewhat enjoyed the first jedi as I watched it the first time. It had a soul! Yet,as reality sunk in, I realize it was an evil soul and nothing would ever be the same. The first sequel was a wasted opportunity, whereas the second ruined the trilogy and stained the universe forever. Thanks evil corporation and Rian Evil Johnson

Let's be honest. The original wasn't good either. People just liked it because they liked Michael Jordan. The only contribution that movie had was giving the 90's kids a furry muse. That's it.

J.J. Abrams not only has no imagination (the undisputed king of reboots which he trashes an IP's pre-existing canon), but he has the Sadim touch (opposite of Midas touch). He literally ruins anything he touches. He trashed Star Trek and Star Wars. What next J.J.?

Come to MegaCon Orlando instead. And May the force be with you.

11:07 To be fair, before jumping in hiperspace (so in that other dimension) you first have to reach a high speed. In that time that you're reaching that required speed, you're still in normal space and you can crash in everything. So technically, the Holdo manouver should be possible, although it's like 1 in a million.

Babu Frick really was cool.

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Came back cause of the Space lesbians thread show made me remember this and when you were calling that Disney’s Star Wars was dead 4 years ago

Marvin the Martian actually being on the Tune Squad would've literally saved this movie from being a complete disaster....seriously. There was merchandise being sold of Marvin wearing a jersey of of him being in a giant robot suit months prior to this film coming out, and because of this, Marvin was the character people were looking forward to being in this movie and were excited. Why they didnt give him more of the spotlight as a character still baffles me. His character in the movie would've enhanced it so much and he could've had his own character arc, heck he would've been the reason for the movie to be called "Space" Jam in the first place since he would be deciding to join the other Tunes in a game of basketball at first for fun before the stakes of the Tunes not existing anymore causes him to up his A-game and use his anger as a motivation to strike points. Heck, let's add more points by having not Lebron, not Bugs, but Marvin be the one to sacrifice himself for the others! No one wouldve seen it coming.

A story about one of the most well known and beloved Star Wars characters? Lets bring on the guy known for such hits as SPY KIDS AND SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL